Morning seems strange, almost out of place....

Yesterday was insanely fantastic. It's weird because when I realized it was March 4th it brought back all of these memories, because at one point in my life I knew about 3 people with that birthday. At this point I only remember the German :)

So last night Charles, Raeven, and I decided to get a hotel room and get smashed because if we're all in high school again then we've gotta fucking work it right. So we're there, it's a fairly nice place, not seedy or anything. We're all absolutely wasted and Charles says "Hey I saw on this forensics show that someone found a dead body under a hotel room bed and they were talking about how a lot of people hide things under hotel room beds, so let's look!". Of course this sounded like a fabulous idea. So we lift up the box spring to look in the hollow frame that they're always placed upon in hotel rooms. Under the first bed we find three porno mags and a hypodermic needle. Fuck yes! So we absolutely have to look under the other bed. A package for a dildo (with the price tag still on it...39.95), what appeared to be a massaging showerhead, and a jizz-stained sheet that was not from the hotel. We laughed our asses off and proceeded to call everyone that would conceivably be awake at 2:30 or so in the morning. I took pictures, which I will throw up on my yahoo account sometime soon. It was the most insanely funny experience that I have had in a hotel, hands down. We considered complaining to the front desk to get a free room but we were all too drunk to even want to bother so we left everything as it was, except for the porn of course, in the hopes that someone else would have as fun a time as we did....Moral of the story: always look under hotel room beds....fantastic treasures await you!