Monday, August 27, 2007

Cruisin' for blowjobs....

So I was just looking on Squirt.org(so totally not work safe) to see where the local places are that people cruise for anonymous gay sex (this was all inspired by the Larry Craig thing) and these are our local, Escondido cruisy areas:

Parks Kit Carson Park Escondido Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego
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Video Arcades, Theaters, Adult Bookstores, Sex Shops Adult Video Specialties Escondido (South) Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego 12 comments

Truck Stops, Rest Areas, Parking Lots Deer Springs Road ARCO station Just off the Interstate 15 deer springs exit Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego 8 comments

Video Arcades, Theaters, Adult Bookstores, Sex Shops F Street Bookstore & Adult Video Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego 2 comments

Washrooms Welk Resort San Diego N. Escondido/Vally Center Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego

Bathhouses, Saunas, Sex Clubs Escondido Sport & Fitness Escondido Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego

Washrooms N. County Fair Mall (Macy's Bathroom) Escondido Escondido , CA-Greater San Diego

Man, I had no idea...some of them make sense but like...the Lawrence Welk bathroom?! Too funny.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Holy Shit...

I've never seen the opening sequence to Chrissssssss Angel Mindfreak before. That has to be the lamest, most cringe-inducing shit ever made.

Friday, August 24, 2007

New Blog!

Hey guys...I started a new blog Cooking in Esco to share recipes and food things and whatnot, particularly because it's super easy to post recipes to my blog that I've posted to GroupRecipes. If you wanna join and post on there let me know, I kinda hope to make it a group blog of my friends to share ideas and whatnot. Otherwise it's just gonna be my sorry ass..ha. Either way, I hope it'll be something cool.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Recipes and such..

So I added a little widget over thar on the sidebar that shows the recipes I've got up on GroupRecipes. It's a pretty freakin' awesome site, both for recipe management and finding bomb-ass foods to make. If you've got an account, make me your friend sucka!

Monday, August 20, 2007

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Rats spooning

Thursday, August 16, 2007

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Fuck you Top Chef....

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Top Chef Continues Perfecting Recipe For Turning Into A Disappointing Parody Of Itself
Best Week Ever completely sums up all of my feelings on this season of Top Chef, particularly about last night's super-fucking-ridonkeylips episode. I wanna cunt-punt that "food blogger" judge they had...I'm talking right in the baby-maker folks. Throw stupid Padma in that scenario as well. I guess the only reality show left for me is "Rock of Love".....don't let me down, drunken rock sluts!

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Monday, August 13, 2007

I just made a delicious salad dressing...

It's like pad thai salad....daaaaamn. Here's the recipe:

Juice of 5 key limes (or whatever will end up with about a 1:1 ratio between the lime juice and the amount of oil you're going to use)

Into the lime juice mix:
1 tbsp dark shitake soy sauce
2 tsp crunchy, all natural peanut butter
2 tsp sugar
a few drops of sesame oil
2 tsp hot sauce (I used a mild, garlic flavored one)
as much salt, pepper, and garlic powder as you'd like
Into that drizzle some oil, I used a light olive oil/soybean oil blend, all while stirring with a fork or whisk in the same direction so that you form an emulsion. Stop when you get the viscosity and flavor-intensity you'd like.
I think this would probably make a bomb-ass marinade as well. And if I had some fresh cilantro, I totally would've added it.

All measurements are approximate, we all know I don't measure when I cook.

So...

It's been a while since I've actually posted anything other than pictures or links...here's what's been going on:

  • Spent 5 days in San Francisco at the end of July and it was funtastic and cold as balls.
  • Spent the past 5 days drinking and swimming, living it up in the lap of pseudo-luxury. It's the first time this summer that it's actually felt like summer to me. Yay skinny-dipping and drunken cooking.
  • Sort of been looking for a job, though it's pretty difficult because my shoulder is still messed up and I'm not sure what I'll physically be able to commit to doing.
  • Trying to figure out how to live off the man...it's actually going pretty well so far. I'm poor as all shit after all, so it's not like I'm scamming anything..haha.
  • Trying to figure out ways to make money on top of "the man" stuff....I don't have bills and my rent is cheap ass so I figure there have to be some off-and-on type things I can do to make it work
Oh also Raeven and I watched Velvet Goldmine and realized that seriously, we were made to be rock stars. It's gonna happen...haha. No naysaying allowed.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

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99 cent store adventures

Wednesday, August 01, 2007