If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much......

So after seeing how fantabulously internet-whoretastic I am and making fun of me for it my friend Bas began asking me to make a post about him. "But why?" you may ask. "He just made fun of you for having a blog and a myspace account and for reading other people's blogs." Well the truth is, Bas loves me and really just wishes he could be as super fucking awesome as I am. Here are some other things about Bas you should know:
1. He's Dutch.
2. He's a giant.
3. He just got a haircut.
4. He wore a monkey suit with nice shoes and everything on his recent trip to Miami. Hooray for compromis(e)/ing yourself!
5. He's into MMA, which according to the recently cancelled Heather Graham show "Emily's Reasons Why Not" or somesuch shit, is the "gayest sport ever". The writers of that show have apparently never seen Turkish wrestling.
6. He needs to get laid.
7. He's lived in Alberta, Canada somewhere in the boonfucks for the past year or so.
8. Garrett thinks he is the funniest human ever, which I'm generally inclined to agree with.
9. He's very bitter and sarcastic and misanthropic.
10. He's an artfag in denial.
11. Things tend to happen to him that only happen in movies.....well, gay porn anyway.
12. He has some pretty fucking horrible taste in music, but I suppose that can always be improved on.
13. We didn't talk for like 2 years because he became a dumbass for a while ;)
14. He's a bigger nerd than he would probably want strangers to know about.
15. He has dimples....haha...somehow these do not get him laid.
16. Seriously...he really does need to get laid.

I could probably go on...and perhaps I will later....but right now I need to watch this Gael Garcia Bernal movie I just rented....because he is just the hotness.