Sunday, October 22, 2006

Being an adult is for losers....

So I'm leaving tomorrow for two weeks. I'll be back the 7th. The anxiety is making me want to die. I haven't flown in ten years. Time can feel free to fucking move quicker for the next 24 hours if it feels so inclined.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I find this ridiculously funny...


The kid is telling his sister "That comes in handy in bed."

"Im a plumber for Roto-Rooter so I'm in basements all the time....."

SciFi has been running a marathon of Ghost Hunters all day which has been super. It's probably the most unintentionally hilarious show on television.

My future husband has respect for the blogosphere. Also....I really need to figure out how to ensure that he is, in fact, my future husband.

I have the messiest room known to man at this point!

Seriously, it looks like "Artfag" exploded all over the place.

All I want to do for the rest of the day is get super medicated, hide in bed, and watch the fucking season finale of Project Runway. Of course, that seems easy but I've also figured out today that everything I want is automatically 10x more complicated than it should be. I really suck at life. Also, Michael better fucking win!

[15:01] Bas: yah that comic is scarily a lot like 90% of all of our conversations

So apparently the guy from xkcd totally made a comic of me and Bas. Ok so not really, but yeah....



Bas is the one in the hat.

I need to learn how to be a happy nihilist. :(

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Seriously.

Nature is such a cunt




Though I still really wish I could be struck by lighting....you know, without the dying or suffering of health consequences

Sunday, October 08, 2006

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I made evil spice girls!

Metal by Numbers

Last night, Brian Posehn hosted Headbanger's Ball, which was rad as hell cause he is a funny, funny man. He had the debut of his new video "Metal by Numbers" and it's super funny and contains all sorts of inside references to other metal videos and conventions....I like the Dragonforce joke myself. So watch it :



Also he was supposed to interview Arch Enemy, but I never saw it and I'm pretty sure I watched the whole thing. Did I just miss it?

Fucking 2006....

I'm really quite happy that this year is almost over. I remember at New Year's all of us saying "Man 2006 has to be good cause 2005 sucked so much it can only get better!" Haha....how wrong we all were. The few good things that have happened in my life this year are so wrapped up in bullshit and complications that they barely fucking count at this point. Ok, got that requisite bitching out of the way.

Apparently I've got a job. Garrett offered me one. We shall see how this works out but I'm fairly excited only because the little bit of hunting I was doing was making me want to die. Ha.

It's weird being at home today. I haven't been at home during the day on a weekend in weeks. I don't really think I like it much. In fact, my plan since I got here was to finish the painting I'm working on, take a shower, and find somewhere to go that isn't here. We'll see how that works out.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

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My hand looks like an eighties coke den painting!