Mini-Buffet (Now with free recursion!)

You have a heart and I have a key
Lie back and let me unlock you
Those heathens you hang with down by the sea
All they want to do is defrock you
I know a river, where we can dream
It will swell up, burst it's banks,
babe, and rock you
(You'd have to be a big Nick Cave freak to get that probably)

Finally something else to do with all the tapes I have!(Though I'm mainly posting this because of the charmingly poor english and the "neat/cheap" aspect...I actually still have a tape deck in my car, ha)

Insanely Fucking Cool Seriously I want a house like this.

Or one like this...hell yes.

Update: Guess who's the #1 search result on Google for "Why am I such a fag"!