My friends slay me...

(10:46:06 PM) Marie: i see
(10:46:11 PM) Marie: maybe i am a sociopath
(10:46:12 PM) Marie: ha
(10:46:36 PM) Micah: heheh
(10:46:56 PM) Micah: it wouldn't be the weirdest thing about you :)
(10:47:03 PM) Marie: haha it's true
(10:47:18 PM) Marie: but i mean i cried IN PUBLIC about the andrew crap
(10:47:22 PM) Marie: so i must have some feelings
(10:47:23 PM) Marie: ha
(10:47:25 PM) Micah: i know!!!!!!!
(10:47:39 PM) Micah: it was like watching an android malfunction

(2:45:35 PM) Marie: So last night I was hanging out on my roof with this guy for a few hours
(2:45:51 PM) Marie: and when I came back in my room this bag of rice cakes had been ripped open and stuff
(2:46:00 PM) Marie: and my roommate said we had mice so that's what i thought it was
(2:46:25 PM) Marie: just now I was walking around and I had noticed this smudge of black on my bedside table which i thought was paint that i had gotten on there and didn't notice
(2:46:26 PM) Marie: but no
(2:46:35 PM) Marie: there are sooty raccoon prints all over my floor
(2:46:41 PM) Marie: pretty sure one came in through my fireplace
(2:46:46 PM) Chris: Bwahahahahahahahah!
(2:46:59 PM) Chris: You has raccoon friends

More pictures here.

Today is full of ridiculous conversations. This is one I just had with my sister. (And yes, she means trademark)

(11:15:22 AM) Valerie: i need a favor
(10:33:55 PM) Marie: what favor?
(9:22:12 AM) Valerie: i need you to get something copyrighted for me :)
(9:22:25 AM) Marie: uh, how would i do that?
(9:22:28 AM) Valerie: but i dont want to ruin my "professional" image
(9:22:29 AM) Valerie: hahah
(9:22:33 AM) Marie: hahahaha
(9:22:35 AM) Valerie: so it can't be in my name
(9:22:39 AM) Marie: i see
(9:22:42 AM) Marie: what is it?
(9:22:53 AM) Valerie: "go anal or go home"

Another A+ plan, this time from my other ex-boyfriend.

(9:08:06 AM) Charles: can you pre-program common text messages into your phone so you can send form letter like texts?
(9:08:13 AM) Marie: yes, yes you can
(9:08:55 AM) Charles: you should write up common ones with like "Dear {your name} , This generic text is to let you know that you are boring. fuck off. -The Mgmt"
(9:09:11 AM) Marie: haha
(9:09:18 AM) Charles: and only use canned responses with people you no longer want to talk to
(9:09:52 AM) Charles: like have 3 of them, first contact niceish one from the management, 2nd one from your lawyer
(9:10:13 AM) Charles: and the 3rd a threat of sending to douche bag collections
(9:10:42 AM) Charles: my plan is wonderful
(9:11:04 AM) Charles: also document it on a blog called "You failed to fuck me twice."
(9:11:08 AM) Marie: HA

Midnight Meat Train

(6:01:44 PM) Marie: i can't figure out if i like this movie or not
(6:02:04 PM) Chris: is there gore and titties?
(6:02:26 PM) Marie: no titties
(6:02:30 PM) Marie: lots of gore
(6:02:59 PM) Marie: kind of shitty effects but i can't tell if it was purposefully done that way or not
(6:13:41 PM) Marie: oh wait now there's some titties
(6:13:56 PM) Chris: then it is indeed a good movie

This is an A+ idea!

(9:08:23 PM) Marie: i'm debating posting a missed connection
(9:08:24 PM) Marie: ha
(9:08:33 PM) Chris: haha
(9:08:35 PM) Chris: do it
(9:08:46 PM) Marie: yeah but he was a business man
(9:08:48 PM) Marie: they worry me
(9:08:48 PM) Marie: ha
(9:09:00 PM) Chris: he'll want to take you to dave and busters
(9:09:05 PM) Chris: and get "wild"
(9:09:05 PM) Marie: hahaha
(9:09:12 PM) Marie: he looked exactly like jens lekman though!
(9:11:57 PM) Chris: just put in the mc that he can't talk and you'll bang while you play some jens lekman music
(9:12:07 PM) Marie: hahahaha

Quote of the day:

(7:46:34 PM) Charles: stalkers need to learn how to use rss

Hear. Hear.

I rule.

(9:47:24 AM) Charles: some how i think you do any walk of shame with a shit eating grin
(9:47:29 AM) Charles: and bed head
(9:47:45 AM) Marie: pretty much
(9:47:46 AM) Marie: haha

God I kill myself

(9:46:53 PM) Marie: watching clueless....why could i have not had a hot step brother like paul rudd
(9:47:04 PM) Charles: haha
(9:47:15 PM) Charles: i would have gotten shot down
(9:47:24 PM) Marie: it would have been some shit like that movie with buffy and ryan phillipe
(9:47:25 PM) Marie: ha
(9:47:43 PM) Charles: anal jokes?
(9:47:56 PM) Marie: haha except you know, for reals
(9:48:54 PM) Charles: the jokes or the anal?
(9:49:00 PM) Charles: ha
(9:49:20 PM) Marie: the anal, obvs

I am disappointed in half of the people I know

(10:55:26 PM) Marie: god everyone that thought secretary was a hot movie must have the tamest sex lives ever
(10:55:33 PM) Marie: also maggie gyllenhaal is gross
(10:56:32 PM) Charles: i described it as child abuse sold as romantic S&M the other day
(10:56:42 PM) Marie: haha it was just fucking trite
(10:56:57 PM) Marie: like if i want a fucked up fetish movie starring james spader its gonna be crash every fucking time

Must save the runt.

(11:27:16 PM) Marie: http://www.flickr.com/photos/primalux/3696499357/in/photostream/
(11:27:21 PM) Marie: this is my favorite peepster
(11:27:24 PM) Marie: he's the runt
(11:27:32 PM) Marie: he like hasn't grown at all since he hatched three weeks ago
(11:27:36 PM) Marie: that's his sibling next to him
(11:28:01 PM) Chris: steal him and give him to the spca
(11:28:04 PM) Marie: i want to
(11:28:09 PM) Marie: cause he's gonna die soon
(11:28:14 PM) Chris: do it
(11:28:17 PM) Chris: they have to take it
(11:28:17 PM) Marie: cause the mom will stop feeding him
(11:28:21 PM) Chris: you don't know where it came from
(11:28:24 PM) Chris: it's a mystery
(11:28:32 PM) Marie: haha
(11:28:39 PM) Marie: i will sneak him off in my backpack
(11:28:44 PM) Chris: dooooo it
(11:28:52 PM) Marie: and play loud music so that people won't hear him peeping
(11:29:01 PM) Chris: give him a binky

Totes a perv

(11:15:27 PM) Chris: i'm going to come in there and poop on your face
(11:15:30 PM) Marie: EW
(11:15:33 PM) Marie: that's just rude
(11:15:51 PM) Marie: also that's going on my blog so that everyone can see what a sicko you are
(11:16:56 PM) Chris: well if that's the case i'm going to jizz in your hair when you're asleep

Hilarious Conversation Time

So this one happened in real life, therefore I will just have to transcribe it here.
(Chris and I do some shots of nyquil for sleeping/cold purposes)
Chris: Man that tastes like ass
Marie: Seriously. It kinda tastes like cherry chapstick.
Ross, yelling from his room: It tastes like cherry vomit.
Marie: Actually, it tastes like making out with a chick wearing cherry chapstick who just puked.
Ross: I wouldn't know, I've never done that.
Marie: Uh.....me either?
Ross: Whore.

I was right and you all were wrong!

primalux: i'm watching choke
i never read the book. however in the first five minutes i relate very well because i too use compulsive sex in order to feel nothing
and i work at a popular historic tourist destination
ha
Chris Bennett: ha... did you see that link about women having no emotions during orgasm?
primalux: haha no
Chris Bennett: i thought i sent it to you
primalux: but dude that validates everything i've been trying to tell people
haha
Chris Bennett: yeah... they did brain scans and it showed that the emotional centers just shut down during orgasm
primalux: that's fucking awesome
only women?
Chris Bennett: yeah
primalux: hahaha. i knew it

I'm sure this will make Garrett lose his shit...

primalux: i went to work today
it was not good
Charles: haha
people ruin everything
primalux: yesterday work was good cause there were like 3 swedish brothers
and they were hot as shit
and i flirted like mad
Charles: haha
primalux: that could have been the dirtiest porno ever
ha
Charles: jesus
haha
primalux: man i crack myself up sometimes

A Cold + Cold Medicine + Jager/Red bulls + Emotional jetlags = hilarious conversations tonight

primalux: man i am emoing the fuck out
Raeven: oh serious
primalux: that h.i.m. discography i downloaded is really coming in handy
ha
Raeven: bahahah you are goddamn redonk
primalux: dude i know
i love it haha
like as long as i can do stupid shit like this and laugh at myself
i know i'm ok ha
cause it means i'm not like punching holes in my wall again ha
Raeven: ok good point
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primalux: nom nom nom jager!
Charles: i have beer
primalux: that's cool
i had to wait an hour for a train or bus that even goes near my place to come
and its raining
so i figured i should just hit the hard stuff as soon as i got home
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primalux: oh shit it's my boy kiefers bday
i wanna buy him a shot so hard
Charles: eh?
primalux: kiefer sutherland
my dream is to drink with him
also with crispin glover
Charles: he'll get drunk and rape you
primalux: he'll get drunk and take his pants off and try to climb a xmas tree
cause that's how he rolls
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primalux: i met a cajun guy at an irish bar
and he spent like 3 hours talking to me about cosplay
Charles: hahaha
ok
primalux: and how it's the most amazing thing ever
and how he had no idea such things existed but now he just thinks those girls are the best
Charles: thats weird and odd, as well as stupid

My hand is made of swollen.

Today I punched a hole in my wall. Yeah.
I haven't been to that place mentally in quite a while. I don't want to be there anymore.

Marie: i'm glad i only get emo for like 10 minutes
then i'm all like "oh my god i am too fucking cool for this"
ha
Charles: self importance is helpful for ignoring other peoples bullshit

Hear fucking hear.

Um anyway. Life is life. And I hate nothing more than people who are scared of life and scared of themselves. And I need to fucking remember that.

God I am fucking cool.

(10:27:46) Bas: i remember at the end of the night
(10:27:47) Bas: i was like
(10:27:58) Bas: 'you should give me a ride home'
(10:27:58) Bas: and she's like
(10:27:58) Bas: 'okay'
(10:28:02) Bas: but then her friend cockblocked
(10:28:05) Bas: and dragged her away
(10:28:25) Marie: hahaha
(10:28:37) Marie: girls with girl friends are lame
(10:28:44) Marie: their friends are always like "OMG NO"
(10:28:53) Marie: cause they think they're "protecting" them
(10:28:58) Marie: and the chick just wants to bone down
(10:29:04) Marie: but they don't want to say it
(10:29:19) Marie: cause then "MY FRIENDS WILL THINK IM A WHORE OH NOES"
(10:30:23) Marie: and then the next day they are like "OMG YOU ARE SO THE OLD SLUT ON SEX IN THE CITY! AND I'M THE REALLY UGLY MAIN BITCH! AND OUR FRIEND IS THE OTHER DYKEY ONE!"
(10:30:32) Marie: "LETZ DRINK COZMOS NOW"

HA

[14:19] primaluxsum: i just printed out tickets for a ronald paul
[14:19] Chris: ahahaha
[14:19] Chris: he's going to pay you with gold coins with his own face on them

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

So Desi invited me out to this club thing last night...I had a fun time, the "club" was lame as all hell though...instead of writing about it, I'm just going to paste my conversation I had with Bas about it earlier today:

(15:48:49) primaluxsum: also i went to possibly the stupidest club last night
(15:49:25) Bas: do tell
(15:49:26) primaluxsum: but then i met a big black man who dressed as some sort of "old big black woman" drag queen
(15:49:42) primaluxsum: and a homeless man who like to smoke weed and hated george w bush
(15:49:43) primaluxsum: haha
(15:50:04) primaluxsum: like desi was referred to this club thing cause it was like "fashion" crap
(15:50:16) primaluxsum: like they have a fashion show during the club and all of this
(15:50:26) primaluxsum: so she went down there to do makeup and like network and whatnot
(15:50:43) primaluxsum: so me and chris went with her and our friend ryan showed up too
(15:50:54) primaluxsum: and like...it was in this tiny dive bar
(15:50:59) primaluxsum: that looked like an old strip club
(15:51:06) primaluxsum: called "the san diego sports bar"
(15:51:10) primaluxsum: and it was all old dudes
(15:51:19) primaluxsum: it was chill...also it was in the back of an alley
(15:51:20) primaluxsum: hahaha
(15:51:41) primaluxsum: and then like...in the back of the bar they just hung big black curtains and behind that was the "club"
(15:51:49) primaluxsum: and it was the stupidest thing ever
(15:51:54) primaluxsum: we were all like "what the fuck"
(15:51:55) primaluxsum: haha
(15:52:14) primaluxsum: so we just got drunk and made fun of hipsters having to mingle with "old drunks"
(15:52:14) primaluxsum: hahaha
(15:52:26) primaluxsum: and these girls seriously thought they were straight up the shit
(15:52:30) primaluxsum: all of the "models"
(15:52:32) primaluxsum: it was hilarious
(15:52:50) primaluxsum: and i kept going out to smoke and never actually saw the "fashion show"
(15:52:51) primaluxsum: hahaha
(15:53:01) Bas: hahaha
(15:53:04) primaluxsum: but according to chris a few girls walked around on stage
(15:53:10) primaluxsum: but they didn't have lights on them or anything
(15:53:13) Bas: lol
(15:53:17) primaluxsum: so they could've been naked for all you knew
(15:53:18) primaluxsum: haha
(15:53:59) Bas: :(
(15:54:07) primaluxsum: but i finagled some free drinks out of dumb dudes
(15:54:20) primaluxsum: and it was a good time
(15:54:28) Bas: hahaha
(15:54:34) primaluxsum: also i seriously looked like a hooker
(15:54:39) primaluxsum: i think there are pictures somewhere
(15:54:49) primaluxsum: cause it was an "80's" theme
(15:54:55) primaluxsum: and like me desi and ryan went all out with it
(15:55:18) primaluxsum: and then we get there and all of the chicks were like..wearing normal clothes and would just put like "leg warmers" on or something
(15:55:27) primaluxsum: cause you know...they still have to look hip after all


It was super silliness. Going out and hanging with friends was rad though.Yay for that. There will be pictures soon.