Thursday, January 31, 2008

God I am fucking cool.

(10:27:46) Bas: i remember at the end of the night
(10:27:47) Bas: i was like
(10:27:58) Bas: 'you should give me a ride home'
(10:27:58) Bas: and she's like
(10:27:58) Bas: 'okay'
(10:28:02) Bas: but then her friend cockblocked
(10:28:05) Bas: and dragged her away
(10:28:25) Marie: hahaha
(10:28:37) Marie: girls with girl friends are lame
(10:28:44) Marie: their friends are always like "OMG NO"
(10:28:53) Marie: cause they think they're "protecting" them
(10:28:58) Marie: and the chick just wants to bone down
(10:29:04) Marie: but they don't want to say it
(10:29:19) Marie: cause then "MY FRIENDS WILL THINK IM A WHORE OH NOES"
(10:30:23) Marie: and then the next day they are like "OMG YOU ARE SO THE OLD SLUT ON SEX IN THE CITY! AND I'M THE REALLY UGLY MAIN BITCH! AND OUR FRIEND IS THE OTHER DYKEY ONE!"
(10:30:32) Marie: "LETZ DRINK COZMOS NOW"

1 comment:

Ticktok said...

yea, that was my new years eve. Super hot girl with bright red hair and an awesome lightning bolt tattoo down her spine. start talking, she starts showing tattoos in fun places, then her friend runs over, and literally drags her out to smoke. never to be seen again.... she coulda been the one. at least for one night.