Oh you sad internet fucks....

Flickr: Photos from annie stoner
I'm so obsessed with these pictures because she so obviously photoshops her face onto random pictures yet soooo many people seem oblivious to it...she was even on fleshbot for fucks sake. The angles and shadows and lighting and just everything are so wrong...fantasy is one thing, but people seriously think she's real? (also funny because she's not really attractive, yet she puts her unattractive face on these images anyway). It's like it's 1998 again...internet hilarity at it's highest and most unintentional really.

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• The Cesspool - CesspoolMessiah.com
  ranty ranty goodness

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mobileprimalux

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• CAVE HOTEL at OnEarthTravel - A wonderful directory of Travel
  !

Oh Bourbon, how I love thee....

Kentucky Bourbon Festival
Valerie (my sister) went to this yesterday. I'm so fucking jealous.

Fuck Yes

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• Rolling Stone : Queens of the Stone Age Team Up With Celeb Chef Anthony Bourdain For Weirdest Holiday Special Ever
  This could possibly be the coolest thing ever conceived of in the history of everything. Ever.
• Welcome to My Book Collection - Paper Cuts - Books - New York Times Blog
  Oh Danzig....you sad sad man
• Welcome to the Fresh Loaf | The Fresh Loaf
  Bread bakings and things

Scribbled Self-Portrait...

gimme some markers, ten minutes, and a camera phone and apparently I can occupy my time...and yeah the left one is really bigger.

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• Vegan / Vegetarian Recipes
• Credit-Card Flower Box (Fridge Magnet) - Instructables
  omg wanna make one
• PRICK Magazine - Tattoos - The World's First Free Tattoo & Piercing Lifestyle Publication
• Yeah, That "Vegan" Shit
  vegan recipe blog

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• Top 100 font downloads | dafont.com
  I love some of these fonts....
• Live Every Day Like It’s Your Last? Yeah, Right!
  Hear Hear!
• FuckCorporateGroceries.net - Recipes

I can't believe in being a happy nihilist while being an unhappy nihilist...

.....it kinda goes against the definition of nihilism after all.
image via PostSecret

Then leave me to my enemied dreams...

I woke up just now due to my gardeners loving their leaf-blowers way too much. That's the only way I ever know what day it is, "Oh loud noises right outside my door? Must be Tuesday." "Green Eyes" by Nick Cave was playing in my head when I woke up. I haven't listened to "The Boatman's Call" in forever but I remember the part of my dream that put it in my head, where I was explaining that the word "cunt" shouldn't really have much more impact than calling someone "asshole" because it's not as though everytime you call someone an asshole you mean it literally. And then I sang the line "This useless old fucker and his twinkling cunt doesn't care if he gets hurt"....the dreams I have when I take sleeping pills are such these weird, long, narrative things. I don't think I know anyone with green eyes anymore. I used to know a few.

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• 3quarksdaily
  This is pretty awesome

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• Sewing Even Corners » Crafty Daisies

I love clever takedowns...

Now I've never actually heard the entirety of "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie, mainly because I avoid her like she's the motherfucking plague spewing out of the cock-ended arm of some Hentai monster that wants to tentacle-rape me, but this is fucking fantastic:
fourfour: No. No. No. No.
A brief snippet:
"And then there's the most terrible problem with the song: its anti-expression theme, which again, suits someone as bereft of things to say as Fergie is to a T. Actually, asshole, big girls do cry -- it's just that most big girls haven't had extensive Botox and/or plastic surgery to fix their methfaces, and thus still have full use of tear ducts. Big girls do cry and, more importantly, big girls can cry. And god damn it, even if big girls don't cry they sure do whine, don't they Fergie? I want to use that fucking blanket that children miss as a gag on her."
♥♥♥

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• Tutorials - GFXartist.com - Served over 20,000,000 artworks

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• stardustshoes: Sewing 101: The French Seam
• Quilted Fabric Wallet Tutorial « that*darn*kat
• Color + Design Blog / Forbidden Color Combinations? by COLOURlovers

Oh me, oh my....

This may be one of the coolest things I've seen in a while. I want one with a crooked spine to match my stupid scoliosis ridden body.

Via Mrs. Grim's Finds.

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• Vegetarian & Meatless Recipes - Diet Recipes - Recipe Finder - MyRecipes.com

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• Musicovery : interactive webRadio
• Life: Homeless man in Santa Ana is subject of major motion picture | Samuel L. Jackson, Josh Hartnett, Resurrecting the Champ, prizefighter, Tommy Harrison - OCRegister.com
  When I first saw the ads for this movie I thought it was pretty ridiculous that they made a movie about the reporter that told the guy's story instead of about the guy's story....but this is even more ridiculous.
• Badvertising: KFC Launches Program Designed To Make Your Office Smell Like Chicken - Consumerist
  I would sue my employer so fucking fast...haha...