Your ideal is a daring courtesan of genius. Oh, you are the kind of man who will corrupt a woman to her very last fiber.

Today was seriously fucking bizarre. I'm rather happy with the outcome. Joe just scared the shit out of me and now I have serious amounts of adrenaline coursing through my body. I know I'm going to be up for a while now. I came to a realization today that made me both sad and happy at the same time. These things are such a bitch.

I was pleasantly surprised by so many people today. I feel like such a hippie in my fucking lust for life, why can't I just be on heroin so I can at least say I feel like Iggy? At least it won't last until morning.