Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol. Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Cocaine.

I got real shit-faced last night on some concoction I invented of really cheap tequila, even cheaper vodka, cranberry juice, and lime juice, but then had trouble sleeping. Emoness and insomnia, though I'll not go into the bitching at the moment. I've been up since Like 5:30 am with my uterus kicking my ass but for the past couple of hours I've been in the warm and fuzzy arms of auntie percoset....so here's a myspace top 8 survey! Now with 12.5 % more dutchmen!

Top 8:

1. Raeven
2. Charles
3. Chris
4. Bas
5. Garrett
6. Valerie
7. Jens Lekman
8. Ross

1. Is number 6 your best friend?
No, but she is my sister

2. Are you in love with number 2?
I'm sure a part of me always will be and let's leave it at that.

3. Have you ever lied to number 4?
Haha...I think brtual fucking honesty is the main purpose of our friendship.

4. Do you know a secret about number 7?
None that the other shit-tons of people who listen to his music don't know.

5. Describe the relationship between number 8 and number 5.
Haha...Garrett used to think Ross was really hot before he met him. Then he met him and thought he was the most annoying person on earth and lost all sexual attraction to him. I think he even went supersonic on him a few times. Now I believe he is cool with Ross, for whatever that's worth, but still does not want to do him.

6. What is the best thing about number 3?
He plays a very, very convincing retard. Also, I'm pretty sure he's nicer to me than anyone in the world has ever been.

7. What is the best thing about number 1?
A) She is completely, unabashedly female. B)She is nuts...but not in the typical "female" way that point A may have lead you to believe.

8. When was the last time you saw number 5?
A few days before I left San Diego back in October I believe.

9. Describe the relationship between number 1 and number 3?
I believe they are, at the least, sufficiently entertained by one another. Though they've only met a couple of times.

10. Have you ever danced with number 7?
No :( God that would be awsome though....I would so do the hokey-pokey with him. I mean that literally...not in some sly "I really mean bang him" way....

11. How long have you known number 4?
Jesus....6 or 7 years?

12. Have number 2 and number 7 ever dated?
Well....seeing as Jens is a Swedish musician who is straight and Charles is an American guy who is straight...and they've never met....no....but if they wanted to get married they totally could in Sweden!

13. Have you ever done drugs with number 1?
Simon guey

14. Have you ever been in a fight with number 8?
Nope

16. Does number 6 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not that I'm aware of

17. Have you ever been a co-worker with number 3?
Haha....no.

18. Do you like number 6?
Sure

19. Has number 1 ever met your mother?
Duh.

21. How did you meet number 6?
When my mom popped her out.

22. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
Haha....probably. But he's better at accidentally hurting himself....by sitting on his own balls.

24. Has number 4 ever seen you naked?
Who hasn't?

25. What is the best memory you have with number 1?
I think I would cry if I had to sit and dig through all of them to pick out the best....so I'm not going to.

26. What is one of number 2's best qualities?
He's incredibly honest. And funny.

27. Do you live close to 7?
No, but man do I wish I lived anywhere close to Sweden.

28. What is number 2's favorite food?
Alcohol? Hehe....actually I believe it's garlic pizza with some roasted veggies on it.

29. Out of your top 8, which one would you say is the funniest?
Chris and Bas are both punny as fuck so that automatically disqualifies them ;)
They're all super funny for different reasons though.

30. Who is the most flirtatious?
Why, hello Raeven!

31. What do you think of number 6?
She's my sister. Haha. And she is a funny, funny drunk.

32. How long have you known number 5 for?
fuck man....like 11 years

33. Which one of your top 8 friends drinks the most or goes out?
Charles drinks the most....Garrett probably goes out the most.

35. If you could change one thing about number 7, what would it be?
He would tour places in the u.s. that I'm actually in more often.

36. Say something nice about number 1?
She's a cunty cunty cunt-face...ha.

37. Which one of your top 8 friends lives the farthest away from you?
Jens

38. Which one of your top 8 friends do you hang out with the most?
Chris....solely because I live with him and everyone else lives in other states/countries...haha

39. Out of your top 8 friends, who is the loudest?
Raeven most likely....Chris is pretty loud though.

40. The quietest?
Jens Lekman...he's never said a word to me.

42. What kind of car does number 4 have?
A Pontiac Bonneville I believe? Unless it got fucked in that accident a while ago...I don't remember.

43. What is your fondest memory of number 8?
Haha....I just remembered the other day about him getting belligerantly drunk in Vegas last time we were there and getting half-naked and yelling at people and then ordering expensive room service....so that one currently....also piggy-backing it up the escalator and eating shit was pretty awesome that trip...

44. Have you traveled anywhere with number 2?
Vegas, Tempe, SF, Yosemite, Houston, Mexico, Catalina.....there may be more....

45. If you gave number 4 $100 dollars tonight, what would he/she spend it on?
Probably takeout from the Chinese/Italian restaurant...haha....and some Tullamore Dew and some PPV porn. With whatever was left over he would buy some more camo-shorts or some other sort of bro-ish clothing.

46. What is number 6's best quality?
She's very protective of me.

47. Would you kiss number 1?
I have several times.

48. How did you meet number 3?
That is a discussion for another day internets.....

49. If you had to buy number 5 a gift, what would you choose to give him/her?
Any of the following shows on DVD: Stargate, West Wing, Star Trek (specifically TNG), The Golden Girls, Land of the Lost, The Bionic Woman
or
a picture of Bas naked.

50. Does number 2 drink?
Yes

51. Describe number 8 in two words:
Rosy cheeked.

52. How many of your top 8 friends have you actually met?
7