Paul Rudd and Michael Ian Black....

together! In a hilarious video!

The only way this could be better is if it was like some hot gay porn.
What? Can't blame a girl for dreaming.

One of my favorite gifts from the internet

I swear this was made for me. Ha.

I was going through old blog posts from many, many moons ago and found one where I posted this. I'm not so into XKCD as much as I used to be, but I remember back around the time when this was made, every time Bas and I would read a new comic we would be like "OMG XKCD guy get out of our heads!"
Case in fucking point!

Only now I'm the one in the hat! So there!

Oh you sad internet fucks....

Flickr: Photos from annie stoner
I'm so obsessed with these pictures because she so obviously photoshops her face onto random pictures yet soooo many people seem oblivious to it...she was even on fleshbot for fucks sake. The angles and shadows and lighting and just everything are so wrong...fantasy is one thing, but people seriously think she's real? (also funny because she's not really attractive, yet she puts her unattractive face on these images anyway). It's like it's 1998 again...internet hilarity at it's highest and most unintentional really.

Ask MetaFilter question about her
Fleshbot post about her

Oh also...

this is carriet's "counter to Harry Potter"!!!! (I love the exclamation marks). Apparently she wants 20 bucks for it and loves to both use commas in inappropriate places and not use them where grammar dictates she should! Oh, also everything else is really bad too! Buy it today!

Oh also I found more stuff...I almost feel bad but not really.....here's her more detailed description of her book:
"Action thriller novel that you will not only read but you EXPERIENCE ! Exposes what is really happening today that stays hidden so it traps you - EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS BOOK HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN DETAIL since it was written in 1997 ! - Is a very prophetic book !!
The invisible comes ALIVE - ALL ages are amazed by this book ! Exposes what you NEED to know in order to survive. Shows HOW Satan invades YOUR life DAILY and you do not know it ! You NEED this thriller novel to show how to fight and survive these last days ! Order online or by regular mail directly from publisher at POWERS IN THE AIR web site."

Found here.

And this appears to be her own site for her book.....and I shall leave you with that.

SO GOOD!

So I'm watching the movie Exorcism on SciFi right now....and it is so amazingly horrible it defies description...so instead I will link to the IMDB user reviews which are a hilarious mixture of Christians who love the "reality of it and the Scripture all the way through with the TRUTH for a change, made me write to Scifi and ask them to re-run this film!" and pissed off horror junkies who laugh at the horrible acting (and boy oh boy is it BAD).

Pay careful attention for the review from "carriet" (who I quoted above), he/she wrote a book that has been called the "counter to Harry Potter"!!!!!!!!!!!

Unkool Kids Klub

I'm just throwing this up as a reminder to the blagoweb that I have another blog in addition to this one called Unkool Kids Klub or "UKK" as all the cool kids say. It's a group blog starring me, Garth, and Garth's friend Courtney...and we post funny and neat things...low on the text, heavy on the hilarity...so check it.

HA!

It totally works!

My cool celebrity look-alike collage from MyHeritage.com. Get one for yourself.

My new favourite thing on the internets...

Does someone you know need some cheering up because she currently has torrents of blood and tissue spewing from her twat? Never fear, Always to the rescue!



Have a happy period Ecards



I shit you not, they are totally sincere.

(via the super funny Truly Awful Stuff)

This is my new response to every "How are you?"...

from:ICANHASCHEEZBURGER
Also I decided yesterday that being a hermit is a "lifestyle choice" so now I feel validated instead of lame...right....

Paging Bas....

Seriously....I've never seen anything more apt.

Woooooaah Woooooaah Wooooooaah!

Found this on Cracked.com's The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006....hi-larious!

I need 10000 super-soakers....full of acid

Or maybe just an Oozinator.

I am such a dork.

I'm watching Season 3 of Millennium on DVD and I just noticed that the doctor in this episode is the actress that plays Samantha Carter on Stargate SG1....seriously, dorktastic.

Update: Next episode...guy who played Spike on Buffy as ex-military crazy kidnapper...though I actually remember that and this episode from when it originally aired.

Cape May County Herald

Ok, so there's this local paper here called the Cape May County Herald and in this paper they have a section called "Spout Off" which is basically like an internet messageboard only...it's in a paper. There don't seem to be any rules or guidelines for this "Spout Off" section and thus....it's fucking hilarious. Here are some of the better "letters" from the January 24th edition....these are not excerpts from letters, they are here in their entirety...also none of them are signed:

"Almost on a weekly basis, the Crest police have to harass the local teens (boys). I was wondering why? Is there an ongoing investigation I as a parent should know about? Truly these are a great bunch of boys."

"I have a test to see how illegals in our fine country can show their patriotism -- enlist and go to Iraq like real citizens, and if you survive then welcome to America."

"In reply to the North Cape May spouter from Jan. 17: I too am tired of the double standard white people have to endure. Why are beauty pageants open to all races, but they allow black beauty pageants which exclude all but black women? I'd watch the WET Channel. I have nothing to feel guilty for. My grandparents were poor farmers from Europe. We did not have anything to do with slavery."

"This is to who ever stole the riding lawn mower from the house on Fulling Mill Road in Rio Grande. How can you have the nerve to steal from a dead man? I hope you got your money's worth. I don't know how you can stand to look at yourself every day. And this is not the first time someone has stolen from that property."

"Whoever says that Jesus is a liberal should be reprimanded for defamation of character. Jesus never rewarded immoral lifestyles. When he forgave the woman who committed adultry, didn't he say sin no more and not more? Secondly, Jesus never confiscated wealth from the people and spent it foolishly and he never hated people that disagreed with him and he never advocated the murder of babies. Finally, he never was bigoted about people that believed in him the way liberals are. It's an insult to call Jesus a liberal and defamation of character."

"To the spouter about rent control: Why don't you buy a home? Realtors can work with you with as little as 5 percent down. Oh, you might have to pay a mortgage and contribute taxes."

"I really enjoyed having my business inspected by an inspector dressed like he was out for a run --no uniform, just jogging pants and a sweatshirt."

"I hope in the future the automakers will put diaper dispensers inthe cars so thoughtless people can stop throwing their childrens' diapers out the window. I am so sick of seeing them along the beach and streets and parking lots and especially my yard."

"Why are people not made to pay their child support? Do we enforce laws anymore?"

"Why do we have 9-1-1? I was on the parkway tonight on my way home from Atlantic City following someone who was weaving all over the road. I had two passengers with me, and I was afraid to even attempt to pass this person. I called 9-1-1 from three different phones to report this person, followed them for 22 miles (to their house) without the sight of even one police officer. The second 9-1-1 dispatcher tol me "I can't help you if you can't give me a better description of the vehicle." (I was unsure of the exact color of this "dark colored BMW-looking car with a license plate that starts with JIP.) I gave more than enough info on the vehicle, and updates of his location for him to be found. Not to mention, there was three state trooper cars parked at the barracks outside of Avalon. How is this possible?"


So yeah.....haha. I was gonna make snarky-ass comments about each letter, but I really think they speak for themselves. I love that there is absolutely no context for any of them. Also, I noticed that they have the "Spout Off" section on their site as well, so go there for more endlessly entertaining and entirely random bitching.