- Serious Eats: Alton Brown on 'The Next Iron Chef'
Cool, mini interview
Saturday, September 29, 2007
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- Dropped call or hang-up(phone and/or mental) | Ask MetaFilter
this question is going to make my head explode any minute....seriously....
Thursday, September 27, 2007
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- SPIN.com: Eat to the Beat
Anthony Bourdain, talking about NYC, 1977, music and such.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
I almost feel like a human today...
I think I actually may have slept some decent amount last night.
I want to make things today, especially Halloween decorations. I also have some sewing projects in mind.
Looking for a job....god I will be so happy when I find something simply so I don't have to look anymore. It's really become like an unpaid job for me at this point.
I should really clean my apartment today, I seem to have some sort of energy so maybe it won't be as daunting as it normally is.
Maybe when I'm doing that I can get rid of some stuff. Sell it on ebay, or donate it, or give it away. I've got way too much stuff piling up around here.
Ok...ready, steady, go.
I want to make things today, especially Halloween decorations. I also have some sewing projects in mind.
Looking for a job....god I will be so happy when I find something simply so I don't have to look anymore. It's really become like an unpaid job for me at this point.
I should really clean my apartment today, I seem to have some sort of energy so maybe it won't be as daunting as it normally is.
Maybe when I'm doing that I can get rid of some stuff. Sell it on ebay, or donate it, or give it away. I've got way too much stuff piling up around here.
Ok...ready, steady, go.
Monday, September 24, 2007
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- Hard labour - Telegraph
Holy crap...I totally have this in an extreme way, I didn't know there was a name for it
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Chronology..
Last night I saw a man walking down fifth with a sword.
Then I drank some Admiral Nelson.
Geordie picked us up.
San Marcos is such a weird fucking place.
Denny's even more so.
Had talks and smokes and other smokes and beers.
Came home at 5, ate pizza, drank water.
Woke up five and a half hours later and it was raining!
Making coffee, doing designs in my head.
BestWeekEver turns my giggle mechanism on.
Then I drank some Admiral Nelson.
Geordie picked us up.
San Marcos is such a weird fucking place.
Denny's even more so.
Had talks and smokes and other smokes and beers.
Came home at 5, ate pizza, drank water.
Woke up five and a half hours later and it was raining!
Making coffee, doing designs in my head.
BestWeekEver turns my giggle mechanism on.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Links for 2007-09-20 [del.icio.us]
- Serious Eats: Recipes: Mario Unclogged: Pesto Pantesco
Mario Batali is rad...and this recipe rules.
Links for 2007-09-19 [del.icio.us]
- Artist Appropriates Mayan Culture For Hipster Douchery | Guanabee
ugh wanna vomit on them all...wonder if i can get funding for it.... - Town Pulls Back on Immigration Law - New York Times
This is fucking fantastic - From The Magazine : Radar Online : Radar Magazine surveys the world's most overrated people, places, and things
Oh Bourdain....
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Cut from the same cloth, we are...
It really always comes back to Baudelaire.....
Be Drunk
by Charles Baudelaire
Translated by Louis Simpson
You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: "It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
Be Drunk
by Charles Baudelaire
Translated by Louis Simpson
You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: "It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Oh you sad internet fucks....
Flickr: Photos from annie stoner
I'm so obsessed with these pictures because she so obviously photoshops her face onto random pictures yet soooo many people seem oblivious to it...she was even on fleshbot for fucks sake. The angles and shadows and lighting and just everything are so wrong...fantasy is one thing, but people seriously think she's real? (also funny because she's not really attractive, yet she puts her unattractive face on these images anyway). It's like it's 1998 again...internet hilarity at it's highest and most unintentional really.
I'm so obsessed with these pictures because she so obviously photoshops her face onto random pictures yet soooo many people seem oblivious to it...she was even on fleshbot for fucks sake. The angles and shadows and lighting and just everything are so wrong...fantasy is one thing, but people seriously think she's real? (also funny because she's not really attractive, yet she puts her unattractive face on these images anyway). It's like it's 1998 again...internet hilarity at it's highest and most unintentional really.
Ask MetaFilter question about her
Fleshbot post about her
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Oh Bourbon, how I love thee....
Kentucky Bourbon Festival
Valerie (my sister) went to this yesterday. I'm so fucking jealous.
Valerie (my sister) went to this yesterday. I'm so fucking jealous.
Links for 2007-09-15 [del.icio.us]
- Rolling Stone : Queens of the Stone Age Team Up With Celeb Chef Anthony Bourdain For Weirdest Holiday Special Ever
This could possibly be the coolest thing ever conceived of in the history of everything. Ever. - Welcome to My Book Collection - Paper Cuts - Books - New York Times Blog
Oh Danzig....you sad sad man - Welcome to the Fresh Loaf | The Fresh Loaf
Bread bakings and things
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Scribbled Self-Portrait...
gimme some markers, ten minutes, and a camera phone and apparently I can occupy my time...and yeah the left one is really bigger.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I can't believe in being a happy nihilist while being an unhappy nihilist...
.....it kinda goes against the definition of nihilism after all.
image via PostSecret
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Then leave me to my enemied dreams...
I woke up just now due to my gardeners loving their leaf-blowers way too much. That's the only way I ever know what day it is, "Oh loud noises right outside my door? Must be Tuesday." "Green Eyes" by Nick Cave was playing in my head when I woke up. I haven't listened to "The Boatman's Call" in forever but I remember the part of my dream that put it in my head, where I was explaining that the word "cunt" shouldn't really have much more impact than calling someone "asshole" because it's not as though everytime you call someone an asshole you mean it literally. And then I sang the line "This useless old fucker and his twinkling cunt doesn't care if he gets hurt"....the dreams I have when I take sleeping pills are such these weird, long, narrative things. I don't think I know anyone with green eyes anymore. I used to know a few.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Friday, September 07, 2007
I love clever takedowns...
Now I've never actually heard the entirety of "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie, mainly because I avoid her like she's the motherfucking plague spewing out of the cock-ended arm of some Hentai monster that wants to tentacle-rape me, but this is fucking fantastic:
fourfour: No. No. No. No.
A brief snippet:
"And then there's the most terrible problem with the song: its anti-expression theme, which again, suits someone as bereft of things to say as Fergie is to a T. Actually, asshole, big girls do cry -- it's just that most big girls haven't had extensive Botox and/or plastic surgery to fix their methfaces, and thus still have full use of tear ducts. Big girls do cry and, more importantly, big girls can cry. And god damn it, even if big girls don't cry they sure do whine, don't they Fergie? I want to use that fucking blanket that children miss as a gag on her."
♥♥♥
fourfour: No. No. No. No.
A brief snippet:
"And then there's the most terrible problem with the song: its anti-expression theme, which again, suits someone as bereft of things to say as Fergie is to a T. Actually, asshole, big girls do cry -- it's just that most big girls haven't had extensive Botox and/or plastic surgery to fix their methfaces, and thus still have full use of tear ducts. Big girls do cry and, more importantly, big girls can cry. And god damn it, even if big girls don't cry they sure do whine, don't they Fergie? I want to use that fucking blanket that children miss as a gag on her."
♥♥♥
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Oh me, oh my....
This may be one of the coolest things I've seen in a while. I want one with a crooked spine to match my stupid scoliosis ridden body.
Via Mrs. Grim's Finds.
Monday, September 03, 2007
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Links for 2007-08-31 [del.icio.us]
- Musicovery : interactive webRadio
- Life: Homeless man in Santa Ana is subject of major motion picture | Samuel L. Jackson, Josh Hartnett, Resurrecting the Champ, prizefighter, Tommy Harrison - OCRegister.com
When I first saw the ads for this movie I thought it was pretty ridiculous that they made a movie about the reporter that told the guy's story instead of about the guy's story....but this is even more ridiculous. - Badvertising: KFC Launches Program Designed To Make Your Office Smell Like Chicken - Consumerist
I would sue my employer so fucking fast...haha...
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