One of my favorite gifts from the internet

I swear this was made for me. Ha.

I was going through old blog posts from many, many moons ago and found one where I posted this. I'm not so into XKCD as much as I used to be, but I remember back around the time when this was made, every time Bas and I would read a new comic we would be like "OMG XKCD guy get out of our heads!"
Case in fucking point!

Only now I'm the one in the hat! So there!

Yesterday

I was in nearly the best mood of my life. I kinda knew I would be for various reasons, not least of which was on the bus in the morning this boy was on there who is like the most perfect specimen of hotness ever created (except he has horrible fashion sense so that appeals to my "I really wanna take you shopping and dress you up" deal in a major way...ha). I hadn't seen him in at least a month so I knew it was the sign of a great day. I'm sure my salivating over him made him very uncomfortable.

God.
I am fucking hilarious.
:)

"Liver" killed it this weekend!

So Valerie came up on Friday night and we went out with Joe and got drunk as balls. You can see pics of our adventure here. Then we got in a drunken fight at 5 am and I ended up walking home from Joe's and leaving her there. Cause we are cool like that and it's how we roll.

The next morning I woke up and made her meet us downtown and she, Chris, and I all went out to the rock so I could show them Alcatraz and they could check out hot tourists like I do all week. Here are the pics. It was surprisingly fun even though I was basically going to work on my day off. They were doing some weird Civil War re-enactment shit that day, as well as it was the first day that they opened up the Agave Trail, which is fucking awesome. Good times were had.

Sunday we woke up, I drank some Jack and Coke and ate a few shrooms for breakfast and then we went to Hardly Strictly! We saw Bonnie Prince Billy, Iron & Wine, and Gogol Bordello. It was super fucking fun. I love that I live in a city where I can walk 10 minutes down the road and watch a huge amazing show for free in the middle of a gorgeous wild park. Look at pictures!

For the finale Valerie, Joe, and I went out and drank last night, a few pics of us looking ridiculously fucked up are here. We all came back to my place and played Wii afterward. Valerie made Joe sleep on the tiny couch after offering him the big, comfy couch, cause she's mean when she's drunk...ha. Then today she and I hung out, and around 3 this afternoon I took her downtown, we went shopping for books, and then I left her at BART so she could go catch her flight at 6.

All-in-all the weekend fucking owned.

I don't care if forever never comes, cause I'm holding out for that teenage feeling....

Man, on Tuesday this boy made my fucking day by giving up his seat on the F for me. I think that's unheard of. He was so nice about it too. Yay for people surprising me.

Hotness was all over the island yesterday. The Dutch and the Germans were fucking KILLING it. I popped both of my collars as a way of luring them in. I think it may have worked because people were being flirty as fuck and totally complimenting me all day. However, I am way too happy that I don't go back to work until next Tuesday.

It's supposed to rain this weekend. I am so insanely happy about that. I have to spend all day cleaning and preparing for having a house guest cause we're like out of everything...haha. Also Nyquil + Tylenol with Codeine + wine = FUCKING AWESOME.