Bullshit Survey Day!

So....yeah Raeven and I are doing surveys all day. I refuse to post bulletins in myspace for the most part so they're all going here throughout the day. Fear the amount of mundane things you will be learning about me!

Survey 1

1)What’s their name?
Raeven Faye Chandler

2) Do you trust them?
More than I trust myself, that's for sure.

3) Where did you meet?
Oh Mocha...the "Max the Head Vampire" of all that sucks in Ghostown.

4) How old were you when you met them?
22?

5) Is this person one of your best friends?
If by "best friend" you mean we plan on having matching abortions and funerals as well as my part in raising her future kids, then yes.

6) Where does this person live?
North Esco, represent!

7) Is this person older than you?
No, no.

8) When is the last time you saw them?
Last night

9) When is the last time you talked to them?
Right now, on the Myspace instant messenger while she's at work. Ha.

10) Are you related to this person?
Perhaps in some hippie mystical collective consciousness way that Cara would think of.

11) Would you do anything for this person?
Dur.

13) Are you their b/f or g/f?
were semi-hetero life partners (Only because no one could ever accuse me of being truly hetero with a straight face)

14) Do you have nicknames for each other?
I call her Faggot a lot, also Cunty Cunty CuntFace. These go both ways however.

15) Do you have pics of this person on your myspace?
Yes, even though she has demanded in the past that I take it down.

16) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Pretty much daily.

17) Do you think this person will repost this?
I'm responding to her posting of it so....

18) Would you live without this person?
Would I? Probably not voluntarily but I mean...when she runs off to Mexico and I run off to the wilds of the world I suppose I'll have to.

Survey 2

1. Do you like chinese food?
Um, yes.

2. How big is your bed?
Full, though it barely counts as a bed since it is a futon and it wants to ruin my life. And by life I mean my back.

3. Is your room clean?
Not so much.

4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
I've got a few laptops.

5. Favorite comedian?
I used to be a total Lewis Black girl, though I'm feeling Demetri Martin lately.

6. Do you smoke?
Cigarettes. Though crack and pcp are definitely up there on my list as well.

7. Does anyone like you?
Sure, but they'll all end up hating me. They always do.

8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Um...she had some pretty hot boots on that one time. Also she has a vagina, and those can be sexy, though hers is probably just angry looking.


10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
Without

11. Who sleeps with you every night?
My laptops

12. Do long distance relationships work?
I don't know, I've never been in one. I probably never will be either.

13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Once

14. Pancakes or French Toast?
French toast.

15. Do you like coffee?
More than life itself.

16. How do you like your eggs?
Over hard.

17. Do you believe in astrology?
Only when I'm bitching about coincidence.

18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Raeven

19. Last person on your missed call list?
Garrett

20. What was the last text message you received?
Charles saying "K" to my text to him about Raeven coming over to his house as well.

21. McDonalds or Burger King?
I don't really eat fast food much, but I've eaten at Burger King a few times because they have a veggie burger. I haven't eat at McDonalds in probably 5 year.

22. Number of pillows?
There are 7 on my bed, I sleep with 3.

23. Last thing you ate?
Rice and vegetables.

24. Last thing you bought?
Cigarettes I think.

25. What are you hearing right now?
Stargate SG-1

26. Pick a lyric-
If this is heaven, I'm bailing out.

27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Pretty much anything.

28. Can you play pool?
Sometimes.

29. Do you know how to swim?
I think I learned how to swim before I could walk.

30. Favorite ice cream?
Coffee or Blue Bell White Chocolate.

31. Do you like maps?
Is batman the coolest shit ever?

32. Tell me a random fact:
Batman is the coolest shit ever.

33. Ever had a hard on at work?
Well given the amount of times I've actually worked combined with the amount of times I've actually had a penis....fuck yes.

34. Ever attend a theme party?
I've thrown many of them...so yeah.

35. Ever do a keg stand?
Hahaha. I've mocked people who have plenty of times.

36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
On a picnic table in the woods? On the beach? I don't really know what counts as craziest.

37. What is your favorite season?
Winter

38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
I have no idea, my mom was obsessed with MTV since it first became available so I kind of grew up with it on all the time.

39. Pick a movie quote:
"Mr. Motherfuckin Bill Murray!"

40. Favorite quote:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

41. What is your favorite hangout?
Parking lots, gas-station bathrooms, rest stops.....really anywhere I could potentially meet my future husband.

42. Best friend's name?
Raeven

43. How long have you known them?
3 years or so

44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
I laugh at stupid shit for a living. My sense of humor is utterly dorky.

45. What time did you wake up this morning?
7 AM

46. Wake up next to anyone?
Yep

47. Best thing about winter?
Getting to wear boots all the time...and kickass jackets.

48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
Grey, Green, Black.

49. How old are you?
25...but I'm built like a ten year old baby.

50. What month is your birthday in?
May

51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
They're cool as hell. I, however, am completely overrated.

52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)?
Seriously?

53. What are you doing this weekend?
Escapist self-destruction via substance abuse, I'm sure.

54. Who will take this survey?
Space monkeys and Sad Panda Faces.


Survey 3

Ten years ago today, it was 1996. Take this survey, post the results, and see how many things have changed since then.

1) How old were you?
THEN: 15
NOW: 25

2) Where did you work?
THEN: Ha.
NOW: Double Ha.

3) Where did you live?
THEN: Vista, CA
NOW: Escondido, CA

4) How was your hair style?
THEN: Black lesbian reverse mullett gothy girl hair.
NOW: Dykeasaurus

5) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: Yes
NOW: Yes

6) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: Yes
NOW: Yes

7) Who was your best friend?
THEN: Nicole
NOW: Raeven

8) Which of your pets were still alive?
THEN: Samantha, Tabitha
NOW: Turbo, Tabitha, Sidney, Murphy, Rielly, Johnny

9) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: Brian
NOW: Ha

11) Who was/is your celebrity crush?
THEN: Trent Reznor
NOW: Anthony Bourdain, Chris Garver

12) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: I didn't really crush on people...I was more of a "let's get down to business asshole" kind of person.
NOW: And I still am.

13) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: 13?
NOW: 5

14) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: 0
NOW: 0

15) What was your favorite band/singer?
THEN: Nick Cave, The Sisters of Mercy
NOW: Nick Cave

16) Had you smoked a cigarette?
THEN: yes
NOW: yes

17) Had you gotten drunk?
THEN: Yep
NOW: Yep

18) What kind of car did you drive?
THEN: I didn't even get my license until I was 19..ha.
NOW: '93 VW Passat Wagon

19) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 2006?
Well I think at that point I thought I'd probably be dead...so no.

Survey 4

A - Age: We've covered this already asshole.

B - Band listening to right now: I'm watching SG-1 but I think the last band I listened to was Skinny Puppy.

C - Career: Slacker extraordinaire, professional dilettante

D - Drink or smoke: Both and more!

E - Easiest person/s to talk to: Raeven is on point with this one...definitely myself.

F - Favorite song/s at the moment: "I don't want to get over you" by the Magnetic Fields...for the week anyway.

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: I like gummi baren

J - Junk foods you like: Fun Dip. Potato Chips. French Fries.

L - Longest car ride ever: SD to Houston.

M - My favorite Sport/s: "Will ___ combined with ___ kill me?"

N - Number of relationships you've had:Two "serious" ones, a ridiculous amount of other sorts.

O - One wish you have: To do and know everything.

P - Phobias: Bees. Feelings.

Q - Favorite Quote: Man, is it really that common for people to have favorite quotes?

R - Reason to smile: It's just a crapshoot, but it's mostly crap.

S - Song: "Temperature" by Sean Paul. It's the name of a song, since I was given not other criteria. Also, it rules.

T - Time you woke up: 7 AM

U - Unknown fact about you: Rapebear is my father.

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Bananas

W - Worst habit: Denial, detachment, distraction, destruction. I'm super good at them though. (alliteration too, it seems)

X - X-rays you've had: More than I can count.

Y- Yummy food/s: Anything uber spicy, pomegranates, mushrooms.

Z- Zodiac sign: Taurus