Maybe I am a "challenge" after all...

(9:55:08 PM) Micah: is that enough to convince even you, to keep your clothes on?
(9:55:26 PM) Marie: nothing has ever convinced me to keep my clothes on
(9:55:30 PM) Marie: that would take a literal act of god
(9:55:52 PM) Micah: i feel like you just gave me the challenge of my life
(9:56:13 PM) Micah: to achieve what even god himself could not
(9:56:38 PM) Micah: I WILL USE DUCT TAPE IF I HAVE TO
(9:56:42 PM) Micah: which i know you'll like....
(9:56:58 PM) Marie: hahaha and thus it would defeat the purpose

Hey guys,

How's it going? I'm doing well, thanks for asking.

However, there is something weighing on my mind. Guys, I think I'm eff-ing a puma. Not like the hot older lady variety, but like an actual jungle cat. 

Evidence:

Also I woke up this morning at a random persons house in Oakland with very little recollection of how I got there. How is this my life? Ha.

SWOON. SIGH. ♥

Music Matters - Nick Cave (23-3-10) from Music Matters on Vimeo.

Working Hard at Hardly Working

A day in the life of Logan and Marie, Alcatraz kiosk staff extraordinaire:

 

Yep, you're jealous.

My friends slay me...

(10:46:06 PM) Marie: i see
(10:46:11 PM) Marie: maybe i am a sociopath
(10:46:12 PM) Marie: ha
(10:46:36 PM) Micah: heheh
(10:46:56 PM) Micah: it wouldn't be the weirdest thing about you :)
(10:47:03 PM) Marie: haha it's true
(10:47:18 PM) Marie: but i mean i cried IN PUBLIC about the andrew crap
(10:47:22 PM) Marie: so i must have some feelings
(10:47:23 PM) Marie: ha
(10:47:25 PM) Micah: i know!!!!!!!
(10:47:39 PM) Micah: it was like watching an android malfunction

Quote of yesterday

"Ok Mr. " I like to do child abuse"-six year old to his father.
Overheard by Logan on the island.

Quote of the day:

"I don't get why being a dude and liking dudes means your wrist breaks, you sound like a snake, you wear fashion tank tops, you walk funny, and become segregated. What does any of that have to do with enjoying a wiener in your mouth?"

-Garrett, just now, via text.

More pictures

from Garrett's visit, taken by people other than me. Thanks facebook! Ha.


Pretty sure we were singing "Umbrella". No joke.

Drrrruuuuunk at Robin's karaoke party.

Taken at Robin's after drinking a scorpion bowl at Trad'r Sams, three pitchers of margaritas at Tommy's, smoking some pot, and eating a pot brownie. Yeah, this is what happens when SD comes to SF.

Drinking a scorpion bowl makes Garrett look creepy apparently.

Together forever!

"Mi Amor"

Check out our awesome cards!

Danielle made them. They rule.

OH MY GOD WE ARE SO HOT

Modest too.

you just haven't earned it yet baby...

Man I'm bringing it way back with this one. I haven't heard this song since high school but I've been thinking about and dealing with this situation that's been occupying my life for the past 4 months. It's gotten to the point that every time I'm trying to respond to something this is what pops in my head. Fucking hilarious.

Tonights Episode of "I wish I was eating at Marie's house":

Vegetarian Stroganoff

I bought some amazing "village style" Russian sour cream at the market yesterday, so I was trying to create a recipe with it.
The other stuff:
Chinese Eggplant, which I prefer to regular eggplant because it contains far less water and retains so much firmness when cooked, even without salting it prior to cooking.
Spinach, because I'm always eating for my anemia. Iron, bitches.
Green Peas, see above. Decent source of iron, and of vitamin C which aids in iron absorption.

Lacking egg noodles, I went for a medium width linguine. All in all, fucking awesome.

Thai Pepper

Thai Pepper, originally uploaded by primalux.

I had this sitting on my tongue for about 5 seconds total. My lips are numb and my tongue is burning 5 minutes later.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my ex-boyfriend

(3/7/2010 6:13:20 PM) Marie: dark and stormy!
(6:13:25 PM) Chris: aha
(6:13:26 PM) Marie: LIKE THE WEATHER
(6:13:28 PM) Chris: you alright there?
(6:13:30 PM) Chris: what?
(6:13:30 PM) Marie: but in my MOUTH
(6:13:33 PM) Chris: you are crazy
(6:13:35 PM) Marie: haha
(6:13:40 PM) Marie: i've been stupid happy all day
(6:13:44 PM) Marie: no idea why
(6:13:51 PM) Chris: sounds like a troubled black man cumming in your mouth
(6:13:55 PM) Marie: hahaha

The Best Gift Ever

The Best Gift Ever, originally uploaded by primalux.

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I went out with a rad boy in Oakland last night. Yes, the sign is shoved down my cleavage. And of course, we totally stole it. I should hang it above my bed. Ha.

I know the kindest face with a sailor's eyes, still can't be trusted...

JM, you are a muse